"Our hero Jonathan goes out in search of black gloves, and in a perfect act of 'serendipiosity' or 'serendipaciousness' he runs into a beautiful, attractive English girl with a boyfriend."
"Well, I hope you enjoy the gloves you bought yourself."
"Oh, I'm sure I will, I usually appreciate my own thoughtfulness."
"So you gonna meet your boyfriend now or what?"
"No, I think he's probably out doing what you're doing."
"Getting a crush on someone else's girlfriend?"
"Maybe we're supposed to meet on British time and we're five hours too early."
"Favorite New York moment?"
"This one's climbing the charts."