Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhatE
Ms. Perky: Heinous bitch is the term used most often. You might wanna work on that.
Cameron: Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?
Guy: Maybe if we were the last two people on Earth and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?
Patrick: Well, maybe you're not afraid of me but I bet you've thought about me naked, huh?
Kat: Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby.
Patrick: Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
Kat: You don't care if I ever wake up.
Patrick: Sure I do.
Patrick: See, because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually liked me.
Kat: Like you could find one.
Patrick: See, that, there—who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
Mr. Stratford: I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl today, and you know what she said to me?
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Mr. Stratford: Close, but no. She said "I should have listened to my father."
Bianca: She did not.
Mr. Stratford: Well, that's what should would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
Mr. Stratford: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I dont care how dope his ride is.
Patrick Verona: I had some extra money lying around. Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
Katarina Stratford: Is that right?
Patrick Verona: Yeah, but I screwed up. I fell for her.
Kat: "You can't just buy me a guitar everytime you screw up, you know."
Patrick: "Yeah, I know. But then you know there's always the drums, bass and maybe even one day a tambourine."