In honor of the new Star Wars movie...
"Shithead here watched Empire & Jedi last week and ever since he's been trying to do the Jedi Mind Trick. Crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts. Knock it off!"
"'The force is strong with this one'"
"Dude, don't encourage him."
"So if the tape was out of your reach, how did you get it? The Jedi Mind Trick! Holy shit, motherfuckin Yoda and shit!"
"'Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things.'"
-Kevin Smith, Mallrats
