Lauren: "You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists, aren't you?" ~Field of Dreams
Melissa: "Damn the man." ~Duh
Butch: "Blanche can look at you with a gaze of unflappable superiority that seems to spring from her total detachment and disinterest...not unlike how you're looking at me now." ~Playing By Heart
Troy: You know yours.
Beef: "Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot, you're the screwup, and we're all losers. Welcome to MusicTown." (I'm still looking for a better one, but for now that will do.) Do you like this better: "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." ~Shawshank Redemption
Brewer and Timmy: I am at a loss dears, I have no idea what to give the two of you.
Burkee: "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs." "Dinosaurs eat man, women inherits the earth." ~Jurrasic Park
Brett: "My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and I got this big project due tomorrow...and if I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit harry-karry." and "So we're all dogfaces, we're all very very different. But there is one thing we all have in common. We were all stupid enough to enlist in the army." (You have two screennames on my list still.)
Bud: "Tis not fair, sire. You have found my weakness but I have yet to learn yours." "I should think it was quite obvious." ~Ever After and "You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy." ~6 Days 7 Nights
Nikki and Stevo: See Brewer and Timmy
Karkota: You were tough. I have a few I am still deciding on. Currently it is: "Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" but I also like: "Is it true that you're gonna end up in a mental institution?" "Cukoo's nest! Cukoo's nest!" ~The Wedding Singer
Beckers: "You don't say very much, do you?" "Does anyone when they're with you?" ~Playing By Heart
Jules: "Come on man, I'm people who know people!" ~Chasing Amy
And my sister, Michele: "Define irony: Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." ~Con Air