So I'm eating these gummie worms that I got at Fannie Mae the other day. And I realize they're smaller than normal gummie worms, and about half as long. Also they have a head on one end that is a little larger around then the body. And I realize that they look like sperm. So of course I stop eating them, because every sperm is sacred. And then I start singing that to myself. And then I realize that I must be high on something, cause I'm actually typing this in my journal. That's about it.