"I thought you didn't cry."
"I thought you didn't date. Surprise! I'm crying. And this is very much a date. It's unconventional, perhaps, but it's the best date I've ever had."
"So you really didn't sleep with her?"
"No, I didn't."
"And you didn't want to sleep with her?"
"Oh, good God, yes."
"What did I ever do to deserve you?"
"Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door, not standing in front of me, staying. It makes for a nice change."
"Don't look at me with that tone of voice."
"Do you want to know why I didn't sleep with her?"
"I am, as they say, all ears."
"Well, I didn't sleep with Wendy, because I was too much in love with her."
"You couldn't have died without telling me that?"
"I can't stop thinking about you."
"I love conversations that start with a guy saying, 'I can't stop thinking about you.' Mind you, I've never actually been on the receiving end of any of those conversations, but-"
"Just looking at you makes me happy."
"I- have to sit down now."
"You know, I never knew what happiness was until I met your mother. And by then, it was too late."
