~something written in the footpath
"Yeah, that Dave, he really loves her. You could say they have a cemented relationship."
~Sarah from Napa, in regards to the above
"You're pretty when you look like a drowned rat."
"You could at least email me once a week to say 'I'm not dead.'"
I had more but I can't remember them right now.
And this is a rather pointless entry.