May 28th, 2002

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Crazy? I was crazy once...

A-HEM!
By Royal Decree
Of Her Majesty
The Queen of Canada
(that would be me)
Melissa Morgan will now be required to attend
Ladies Night Out on a regular basis.


Now that that's out of the way...
On to what I learned tonight.
I learned that I kick Burkee's butt at darts, but she kicks mine at pool (although there was one game that I won five times).
I learned that once I get warmed up, I really like darts.
I learned that Lauren and I are fairly evenly matched.
I also learned that Troy is easily distracted at darts and that makes it easy to win...

I think that's really about it. Oh, I learned that I need a second job, desperately, cause I'm spending money like a drunken sailor.
  • Current Music
    When they put me in a rubber room...
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Lo Siento:

I have two people to whom I owe apologies, and I would like to make them public, because I was really aweful to both.

Bud: I am very sorry for standing you up. I really was sick, just not sick at home. I would like to see you this Friday if possible. I'll be home tomorrow night if you wanna give me a call.

Beef: I am very sorry for yelling at you. I sometimes forget that while I don't usually have a problem snapping myself out of a depressive state, others don't usually have such an easy time of it. So, I am sorry.
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    King of the Hill (Bobby's girlfriend gets her period)
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So me-

"He said things like, 'I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law instead of one of a number of suggested options.'"
~Delirium, The Sandman: The Kindly Ones
ha ha

For Troy, cause he was bored today...

JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?

MONICA: 'Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it and, well, sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it does, it's pretty exciting.

RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job
  • Current Music
    "Friends"
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Some quotes...

"He said, 'I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.'"
~Delirium, The Sandman: The Kindly Ones

"But that is the strange thing about what you are expected to do in life--you are supposed to forget that there are hundreds of cities, each one of them full of women, and that it is most unlikely that you have found the perfect one for you. You are just supposed to pick the best one out of the ones you know and can attract, and in fact you do this happily--you feel that the love you direct toward the one you do choose is not arbitrarily bestowed." ~Nicholson Baker, The Fermata

"Weak as I am, no tears for you." ~Skunk Anansie Ace, "Weak"

"You live in denial, which is bad, but it's much worse to die that way." ~Christopher Pike, The Midnight Club
  • Current Music
    "Smallville"
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Fun song

The Real Sin Savior
Apologetix

May I have your repentance please?
May I have your repentance please?
Will you tell him "Save me" and please stand up?
I repeat, Will you tell him "Save me" and please stand up?
We're gonna have to prod him here.

Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before,
You oughta hope in the Lord,
You're panting tongue is thirsting for more
You started lookin' around searchin
'Cause you're uncertain you're sure
You know where you're goin' eternally.
If you return to God-- ah, wait, no, wait
We're sinning, we couldn't get saved with the things we did--can we?
And Dr. J. says nothing you did is such a grave sin it costs you salvation,
Ha Ha, Heavenly livin's above every man.
Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he's crazy!
I'm sick of them born-agains
Walkin' around askin' if you know God,
Speakin' of You-Know-Who.
Yeah, but there's no proof though.
Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack proof
But no worse then what's goin' on in America's classrooms,
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth, but can't,
But the school can tell me we came from evolution.
"My mama was a fish, my mama was a fish,
and if we're monkeys you might as well forget original sin!"
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids,
And expect them not to question on their own if God exists.
Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake
By the time they hit fourth grade.
They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they?
We ain't shinin' examples.
Well, some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists.
But if Jesus loved his enemies and Pharisees,
Then there's no reason that you can't get another chance and believe.
But if you feel a slight chill, I got the anti-freeze,
This is not a fantasy, it's important and it's free.

I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, baby.
It's a wonder He saved me and just didn't hate me,
So won't you tell him "Save me" and please stand up.
Yes I've been crazy, yes, I've been real shady.
Always wanted him to save me, but just didn't say it,
So won't you tell him "Save me" and please stand up.

Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation.
Well, I do, it affects him and affects you too.
You think I give a care of he likes my parodies?
Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone stare at
me.
But J, what if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird?
Why? Would you reject Christ just to fit with your peers?
So you can live in fear for the next 60 years?
This ain't imaginary, you better get prepared.
The price of sin yes it costs ya dearly with death first,
Aand when that part is over if you ain't got saved it's much worse.
Little chance now they'll put me on MTV,
Yyeah it's true, but I think he'd scare all the kids--ree ree!
I said now when they oughtta know and John 3:3
It shows the whole world how they need born again to be free.
I'm singin' you little girls and boys spoofs,
all you do is ignore me.
Though I have been sent here to inform you
And there's a million of us just like me you judge like me.
We're just like triple fudge ice cream,
We're just quite sweet.
You watch Saul in Acts 9:3,
You just might see you're just like him, you're not fightin' me.

I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me
From a hundred temptations and death, sin, and Hades.
So won't you tell him "Save me" and please stand up.
Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed lately.
God the Father forgave me for messin' with Satan,
so won't you tell him "Save me" and please stand up.

I'm like a breath mint you listen to
But I'm only givin' you things
You thought about in your head with my religious group.
The only difference is I got the call
To say it in front of y'all,
And I don't gotta be Paul,
The book I quote has it all.
I just get out the Bible and read it
And whether you like it you need it.
Sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me,
Then you wonder how can kids give up their values, I tell you it's funny.
'Cause at the place I'm goin' when i'm buried,
I'll see the only person in the world I know who's worthy.
He's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson
I'm the worst and I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin' ain't workin'
And every single person needs a sin savior urgently,
He could be working on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery,
Or keepin' part of the law perfectly
Screamin' "I don't sin that much",
Puttin' Christians down sayin' "It's just a crutch".
So if you're still waiting, please stand up,
'Cause this wonderful singer's time is eatin' up,
And it's time to get off your behind and out of the row,
Come on down, now's your chance, how do I know?

I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, baby.
It's a wonder He saved me and just didn't hate me,
so won't you tell him "Save me" and please stand up.
Yes I've been crazy, yes, I've been real shady.
Always wanted him to save me, but just didn't say it,
so won't you tell him "Save me" and please stand up.

I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me
From a hundred temptations and death, sin, and Hades.
So won't you tell him "Save me" and please stand up.
Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed lately.
God the Father forgave me for messin' with Satan,
so won't you tell him "Save me" and please stand up.
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