November 15th, 2005

ariel shiny!

I laughed

~From tonight's Commander in Chief~

Background info: The president's daughter started dating a jerk who is now spreading rumors about how she slept with him on their first date, which didn't really happen, and mom comes into the room to talk about it with her.

Mom: Want me to talk to his parents?

Daughter: No, that would just make things worse.

Mom: Yeah. looks thoughtful Want me to have him arrested under the patriot act? Send him off to Syria?

Daughter: That would be good, yeah.