Pink-Haired Girl (details15) wrote,
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la la la, I start working today, this is good

Unless Erin and Khad are still coming the first weekend to catch it on the Sunday, everyone coming to see my play, including my family for the first time ever, is coming the second weekend (with the exception of Troy who is I think still coming both, though he knows it's not necessary). So in addition to the cast party and Melissa's hotel bash, and strike on Saturday, I also have to find some time to see my relatives who will probably have wanted to take me out to dinner after the play, which of course isn't going to happen with strike. So, anyway, that's my crazy October weekend for you.


Ladies vs Real Women

Ladies: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?


Ladies: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.


Ladies: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women: Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.


Ladies: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Real Women: Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.


Ladies: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.


Ladies: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women: Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.


And finally the most important tip....

Ladies: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women: Leftover wine??
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