"So, you've got children?"
"Well, not yet, but I was hoping you could help me with that."
"And while Cinderella and her prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived."
"Tis not fair, sire. You know my weakness, but I have yet to learn yours."
"I should think it was quite obvious."
"Hear this now: I will always come for you."
"But how can you be sure?"
"This is true love. Do you think this happens everyday?"
"Just call him!"
"What do I say? 'Hi, um, it's me. I'm sorry I was psychotic, but, um, gee, can I have the ring back?"
"That sounds good."
"You are everything I never knew I always wanted."
"You like boats but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel."
"This is who I am. This place, this is where I belong. She came back because she found out she belonged here too. She chose, for herself. God, I loved her for that."
"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwhich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me when I'm nuts. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night."
"Pay me a compliment, Melvin. I need one."
"You make me want to be a better man."