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If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no" when there is no "o" in number?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?

Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?

How come, in the Mini Wheat's commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat's has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change when they're going to see you naked anyway?

If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?

When you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

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