by Elizabeth Blakemore, Ben Carnehl, and Sarah Ross
composed at the Mall of America food court
(to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme)
Here's a story
Of a lovely lady
And her rowdy college students she called "Fish"
All of them were very loud
And funny--well, we wish!
Her name was Lori
She had a baby
So she made her students do her crazy skits
They drove in big vans
As follows is the list:
We've got Joe, Elizabeth, Ben, Heather, Sarah
Julie, Alec, Allie, Allison, and Ben
Jason, Mona, Lisa, Rachel, Debbie, Sara
Nathan, Steph, now let's go riding in the van!
With all the Fish
Yeah, all the Fish
Out of Water, in the van with all the Fish!
Yeah, so it's probably cool only to us.