Does my new journal rock or suck?
Your journal is so cool, I wish mine were that great
I can't stand to even read it, it's so dumb looking
I don't know, I've never seen it cause I only view you on my friends page
Is it too hard to read the text?
What? I'm sorry I can't see the print.
Nope, I like it dark it makes it more mysterious
Again, I am a loser who only looks at your journal on my friends page, what's wrong with me?