Um, yeah, don't know where that came from. So anyway. I went rock climbing with Chris and Anna the other day. It was so much fun. I have to get some people to go with me when I get down to Chicago...and find a place to go...and find money to allow me to go there...but seriously, it's really cool. If all works out right I'll be down here in January and I'll get to go with them all the time. I'm still a little sore from it, but that's okay. I can't wait to start working out when I get back to school. Meanwhile it's Wednesday and I'm not thinking about that fact. Yeah. Cause that means that tomorrow's Thursday. Thursday sucks. I hate Thursdays. Especially ones that last 40+ hours. But I guess the bright side is that I get to go canoeing with my fam this weekend. I am looking forward to that. But not to anything else. School starts soon. BLAH!!! Where did my summer go? Alright, no more crapping on about stuff. I complain too much. Um...I might be out of stuff to write about in that case. Oh! Chris just reminded me that I got pants, at my favorite store here yesterday. It's called Ally and it's kind of like Forever 21, but cooler. And cheaper, too, cause the prices are about the same except in Australian. I think that sentence only makes sense to me. But it doesn't really matter cause yesterday was "Lisa Day" so I didn't pay for anything anyway. Silly boy making me act all girly and stuff. Yesterday while Chris was working I talked with his roommate for awhile, she's really cool. When the three of us were hanging out together yesterday I got kind of scared, though, cause she and Chris are SO MUCH ALIKE. They are seriously two sides of the same bloody coin. I'd almost be worried. "Yeah, almost." If he didn't worship the ground I walked on, and remind me of it every hour or so. It was funny the other day I said something about him never eating healthily, and he said, "Honey, you've been eating the same thing I eat for a week now." And I reminded him that the day after I got here we went shopping and bought me apples, salad, and yogurt. I have NOT been eating the same as he has for a week. Silly rabbit. Anyway............
"Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free." "Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?" "No, I think he just called her a slut!"
Blue guy: "Look, it's really important, alright! Normally I would just shoot at you guys and steal your girlfriends, but today's different. I need you to trust me on this." Red sarge: "Well, I may have spoke too soon. That is an interesting and well thought-out, not to mention clever and timely, I might add, proposition. Simmons, would you care to deliver our rebuttal?" Red private: "[Ahem] SUCK IT BLUE!"
Church: "From now on, if anybody makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me." Church's girlfriend, Tex: "Aww, that's sweet." Church: "Shut up, bitch!" Tex: "Asshole."
"I try not to think while I am sleeping." "That's pretty much how you function when you're awake."
"And how many snack cakes have you had today?" "None. Okay, five. Or more. Baker's dozen at the most." "Do you even know how many there are in a baker's dozen?" "By my count, 48."
"I have a great plan for how we're gonna rescue Tex." "A plan! Aww, I hate plans, that means we're gonna have to do stuff. Couldn't we just have a strategy, or a mission statement?"