"Cold, crappy, crampy, cranky, tired, and wet. The weather outside sucks and it's only going to get worse. I swear I'm getting the hell out of this region. I'm moving to Australia, Florida, California, Hawaii, Arizona, hell I'll even go to Ala-fucking-bama just so long as it's warm."
Did I mention that I'm not a fall/winter/spring person? I hate weather like this. I hate being cold and cold and wet is even worse. Oh, and did we mention that it was almost dark as night at 4:30 in the afternoon?
Thank God that I'll be in Australia for a whole month in less than a month.
I am so moving this summer. I'm turning down any call that's not south of the 32nd parallel. Every year feels worse than the year before. I cannot stand it much longer, I hate feeling this crappy for four months.
Currently it is:
70 degrees in Los Angeles
68 degrees in Las Vegas
74 degrees in Phoenix
83 degrees in Honolulu
73 degrees in Houston
71 degrees in Miami
81 degrees in Sydney
54 degrees where I am---and dropping.
I so hate it here.
I'm taking a nap, maybe I'll feel better.
