"I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special." ~Julia Roberts, Shelby, Steel Magnolias
"It's good to be the king." ~Mel Brooks, King Louis XVI, History of the World Part One
"I'm being marked down? I've been kidnapped by KMart!" ~Bette Midler, Barbara Stone, Ruthless People
And the award goes to...Brett for being the closest, although I should probably have been more specific on the first one. But nobody followed the rules exaclty anyway (character, actor, and movie) so nobody was dead-on-balls accurate. (It's an industry term).