Pink-Haired Girl (details15) wrote,
Pink-Haired Girl
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Now That I've Done That...

...on to this:

I think God created the midnight shift just for me. I SO WISH I could drive and had a car and all that good stuff, cause then I would so find a job that has these hours for the summer. I am in my prime at that time slot. Although my manager pissed me off. Apparently we either listen to her station or none at all. This is after a few hours of listening to the station that Bill and I like. That's fine. No problem. I chose none at all. Then promptly moved the boom box to the other side of the store. And turned my station back on. So ha ha ha.


Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan(tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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